Iโve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited to school for Career Day.
Rick RiordanLeo grabbed the neasrest thing he could find- a Porta-Potty seat- and threw it at the face. Leve me alone!
Rick RiordanKinzie smiled smugly. โYou admire our base of operations? Yes, our distribution system is worldwide. It took many years and most of our fortune to build. Now, finally, weโre turning a profit. The mortals donโt realize they are funding the Amazon kingdom. Soon, weโll be richer than any mortal nation. Thenโwhen the weak mortals depend on us for everythingโthe revolution will begin!โ โWhat are you going to do?โ Frank grumbled. โCancel free shipping?
Rick RiordanAfter all the dangerous adventures I'd had, I couldn't die like this. Sadie would be devastated. Then, once she got over her grief, she'd track down my soul in the Egyptian afterlife and tease me mercilessly for how stupid I'd been.
Rick RiordanI'm not usually an eavesdropper,but i dare you to try not listening if you hear your best friend talking about you to an adult.
Rick RiordanSuddenly his expression turned to alarm. He sprinted toward us. For a moment I had an absurd vision of myself on the cover of one of Granโs old romance novels, where the damsel wilts into the arms of one half-dressed beefy guy while another stands by,casting her longing looks. Oh, the horrible choices a girl must make! I wished Iโd had a moment to clean up. I was still covered in dried river muck, twine, and grass, like Iโd been tarred and feathered. Then Anubis pushed past me and gripped Waltโs shoulders. Wellโฆthat was unexpected.
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