Wouldn't that put a twist in your toga?

If my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bathtub when I was three years old I was going to burrow into the snow and freeze myself to death.

I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.

Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab.

Akmon squealed with delight. “I knew you were as smart as Hercules! I will call you Black Bottom, the Sequel!

Facinating." He broke into a wide grin. "I've discovered something, Khufu. This is not Memphis, Egypt." Khufu gave me a sideways look, and I could swear his expression meant, Duh. "I've also discovered a new form of magic called blues music," the man continued. "And barbecue. Yes, you must try barbecue.

Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!