Plus, humor ws a good way to hide the pain. And if that didn't work, there was always Plan B. Run aaway. Over and over.

Gods tend to be selfish. Even when they're helpful, they always have their own motives. That's why you have to be careful about trusting them.

The bridge fell away into the chasm, and the Cyclops howled ... with delight, because he was standing right next to us.

Calm down, Horus said. "Don't tell me to calm down!" Bast frowned. "I didn't." "Talking to him!" I pointed at my forehead.

The metal blade hit her shoulder and passed cleanthrough her body as if she were made of water. HISSS!

I knew Dionysus must've filled it out, because he stubbornly insisted on getting my name wrong: Dear _______Peter Johnson__________.

She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.