That sounded about as likely as Apophis and Ra becoming Facebook buddies, but I decided not to say anything.

Well that was sucktastic

That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood.

Menshikov wants to see the old gold swallowed by Apophis. He wants to see the world plunged into darkness and chaos. He is quite insane. "Oh." [great response, I know. But what do you say to a story like that?]

Right.” Sadie looked dazed. “You’ve got a monkey butler. Why not?

I hadn't seen my dad get violent since the Great Spatula Incident, and I wasn't anxious to see a repeat of that.

Either the kid was naturally hyper or he was hopped up on enough caffeine to give a heart attack to a water buffalo.