Fortunately, we did most of our athletic stuff inside, so we didn't have to jog through Tribeca looking like a bunch of boot-camp hippie children.

If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff?

It was a crazy idea. But, as usual, that’s all Percy had.

Oh, did you expect me to play fair?" Cupid laughed. "I am the god of love. I am never fair.

On a basketball court, five players were in the middle of an intense game. They wore assortment of jerseys from different American teams, and they all seemed keen to win—grunting and snarling at each other, stealing the ball and pushing. Oh…and the players were all baboons.

Dreams like podcast. Downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff.

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.