Did you bring me a rat?" "He has no time for rats, George." "No time for rats? That's just sad.

If i'm going to survive, it won't be because i have a lion-skin cloak. I'm not Hercules.

Young people don't always do what they're told, but if they can pull it off and do something wonderful, sometimes they escape punishment.

I am never, ever, going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it.

She glared at me like she was about to punch me, but then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me. "Be careful seaweed brain." She said putting on her invisible cap and disappearing. I probably would have sat there all day, trying to remember my name, but then the sea demons came.

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez

I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera. The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!