Seriously, who has monogrammed pajamas?

Lots of death, huh? Personally, I'm trying to avoid lots of death, but you guys have fun!

Stop!" Narcissus got to his feet. "This is not right! This person is obviously not awesome, so he must be..." He struggled for the right words. It had probably been a long time since he'd talked about anything other than himself. "He must be tricking us." Apparently Narcissus wasn't completely stupid.

Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.

The wind blowing through my ripped clothes was so cold that I felt like a Percysicle.

Suspecting and knowing are not the same.

I feel incredibly fortunate to have had the level of success I've had. I was just writing stories for my own sons.