The wind blowing through my ripped clothes was so cold that I felt like a Percysicle.

If there were ever any half-bloods who needed to worry about that, it was Thalia and me. I wondered if maybe I should've sent Poseidon that seashell pattern tie for Father's Day after all. --Percy Jackson

I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.

A long white ribbon shot out of the crack in the wall. The ribbon just kept coming, weaving itself into some kind of shape next to Anubis, and my first thought was, My god, he’s got a magic roll of toilet paper.

You're a Demigod Percy, half god and half mortal!

Nothing lasts forever. But the thing is, you can reuse some. Use your mind. - Leo's Mother, The Lost Hero

You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.