There will be guards,” Bast said. “And traps. And alarms. You can bet the house is heavily charmed to keep out gods.” “Magicians can do that?” I asked. I imagined a big can of pesticide labeled God-Away.

Am I a troubled kid? Yeah, you could say that.

Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit." Percy couldn't tell if she was kidding or not. He politely thanked her and changed seats.

Great. I've made a friend.

See you on the other side. -Percy Jackson

Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

I was wondering how you got all that out of a single moooooo