Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood.

It is true that I once refused to eat haggis in Scotland and this did not sit well with the local population.

Nobody welcomes a war - not if they're smart. But war finds everyone sooner or later. It's inevitable.

I knew there was a reason I didnt turn you into a banana slug." Leonid'd eyes widened. "No banana slug! Please!" "It was a compliement, silly. Forbidden is good! Sadie likes forbidden!

They know they’ve won,” Carter guessed. “They’re making a show of it.” “Yes,” Amos said. “Well, let’s blow up the boats or something!” I said. Amos looked at me. “Is that your strategy, honestly?

Getting eaten by a giant crocodile was bad enough. The kid with the glowing sword only made my day worse.

Coach Hedge grunted like he was pleased to have an excuse. He unclipped the megaphone from his belt and continued giving directions, but his voice came out like Darth Vader's. The kids cracked up. The coach tried again, but this time the megaphone blared: "The cow says moo!