Well, I hope you like it here, Leo. It used to be .......really nice.

You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues.

Death has more in common with Love than you might imagine.

I've found peace here at the co-op. You could stay with us, if you want. Become a ROFLcopter.

My dear, I'm a cat. Everything I see is mine.

lightning thief was good but the sea of monsters is better and has more action!

Looking at the elementary schoolers in their colorful T-shirts from various day camps, Percy felt a twinge of sadness. He should be at Camp Half-Blood right now, settling into his cabin for the summer, teaching sword-fighting lessons in the arena, playing pranks on the other counselors. These kids had no idea just how crazy a summer camp could be.