Spontaneous combustion IS a form of harm, Mr. D," Chiron put in.

Frank imitated the voice of Vitellius: 'They're wimps! Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it!

Fairness means everyone gets what they need. And the only way to get what you need is to make it happen yourself.

A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.

Oh, don't mind me! Just the queen of the heavens, dying over here!

So why are we practicing this, anyway?" Percy asked. "Do you guys spend a lot of time laying siege to fortified cities?

Since Percy’d lost his memory,his whole life was one big fillin-the-blank. He was____________________, from____________________. He felt like ____________________, and if the monsters caught him, he’d be____________________.