God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!
Rick RiordanKids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.
Rick RiordanCacus.” I’d had years of practice looking dumb when people threw out Greek names I didn’t know. It’s a skill of mine. Annabeth keeps telling me to read a book of Greek myths, but I don’t see the need. It’s easier just to have folks explain stuff.
Rick RiordanTantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
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