Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!

I haven't devoured a soul in...What month is this? March?

The first thing we pulled out was a lump of white gunk. “Wax,” Carter pronounced. “Fascinating.

Hazel squinted. "How far?" "Just over the river and through the woods." Percy raised an eyebrow. "Seriously? To Grandmother's house we go?" Frank cleared his throat. "Yeah, anyway.

There are parties and then there are huge major blowout parties. And then there are Olympian parties. If you ever get a choice go for the Olympian.

When I was alive, I mean the first time, Mussolini was in charge. We were at war.” “Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

Just my luck, on top of everything else I had to take baboon medicine.