Life is only precious because it ends, kid.
Stuff has become the enemy. There always seems to be more of it than I have storage in my house!
I thought about all the things I was suddenly able to do—like fight with a sword and summon a magical shell of armor. Those were not things I covered in home school.
There's no point in defending camp if you guys die. All our friends are here.
Do you always try to kill people when they blow their nose?
Lord Bacchus, do you remember me? I helped you with that missing leopard in Sonoma." Bacchus scratched his stubbly chin. "Ah... yes. John Green." "Jason Grace." "Whatever," the god said.