I’m the god of funerals. I know every death custom in the world—how to die properly, how to prepare the body and soul for the afterlife. I live for death.” “You must be fun at parties,” I said.

Just my luck, on top of everything else I had to take baboon medicine.

Leo got up and brushed himself off. "I hate that guy". He offered Jason his arm like they should go skipping together."I`m Dylan. I`m so cool, I want to date myself, but I can`t figure out how! You want to date me instead? You`re so lucky!" "Leo" Jason said "You`re weird

I left him in his wheelchair, staring sadly into the fireplace. I wondered how many times he’d sat here, waiting for heroes that never came back.

You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?

i love to read and you should read percy kackson & the olympians the last one the best

If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.