Frank gave Leo a confused smile- like he couldn't decide whether to gloat or to thank Leo for being a doofus- but he cheerfully let Hazel drag him along.

That’s right, Sadie. For our first real date, I picked up Zia in a boat pulled by a deranged griffin. So what? Like your dates aren’t weird?

Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true.

I want some time without you organic life forms.

This is Buford,” Leo announced. “You name your furniture?” Frank asked.

The forge looked like a steam-powered locomotive had smashed into the Greek Parthenon and they had fused together.

Doughboy, we need to talk.” Doughboy opened his wax eyes. “Finally! You realize how stuffy it is in there? At last you’ve remembered that you need my brilliant guidance.” “Actually we need to become a coat.