Happy the Dragon was not so happy.
the answer to every problem involved penguins
Thoth's beak! You are impossibley stubborn." "Yeah, it's a gift.
You're a Demigod Percy, half god and half mortal!
Big brothers are the ones who are supposed to pull their punches. Little sisters—well, we should be able to hit as hard as we like, shouldn’t we?
If my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bathtub when I was three years old I was going to burrow into the snow and freeze myself to death.