Just his luck he was related to this grubby old dude. He hoped all sons of Neptune didn't share the same fate. First, you start carrying a man satchel. Next thing you know, you're running around in a bathrobe and pink bunny slippers, chasing chickens with a weed whacker.
Rick RiordanBut if she'd realized that nine desiccated zombie nymphs would be waiting for her, she never would have come down here.
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