You're a stalker with hooves." "I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.

Juno: "The heroes of olympus must unite! After your victory over kronos in manhattan...well I fear that wounded jupiter's self-esteem." Percy: Cause I was right and he was wrong" Juno: "He should be used to that after being married to me so long, but alas.

Grand buildings made her feel better--maybe because being in a place so permanent made her feel more permanent.

You mean a bad heel?" I said. "Couldn't I just, like, wear something besides sandals? No offense." -Percy

Percy frowned "You have a feast for tuna?

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

Chiron insisted that we talk about the Labyrinth in the morning which is like 'Hey, your life's in mortal danger. Sleep tight!