I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt.

Sure, sis!' Then he raised his hands in a stop everything gesture. 'I feel a haiku coming on.

Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please go away, Don.' I love her!

I wasn't aiming at the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway.

Don't Worry, Be Hapi.

I have to be careful. My readers are very detail-oriented, and if I make a mistake they'll call me on it.

Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?" "Without me, you do not have the power," Hera said. "You might as well try to destroy a mountain." "Done that once today," Jason said.