I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt.

I’m the god of funerals. I know every death custom in the world—how to die properly, how to prepare the body and soul for the afterlife. I live for death.” “You must be fun at parties,” I said.

i held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus- Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants.

Percy was getting tired of water. If he said that aloud, he would probably get kicked out of Poseidon’s Junior Sea Scouts, but he didn’t care.

Contrary to what you might think, I don't spend every waking hour thinking about boys." "Just most waking hours?

You are one freaking awesome baboon.

No matter how many times Percy killed them and watched them crumble to powder, they just kept re-forming like large evil dust bunnies.