'You're Dionysus,' I said. 'The god of wine.' Mr. D rolled his eyes. 'What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say "Well duh!"?' 'Y-yes, Mr. D.' 'Then, "Well, duh!" Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?' 'You're a god.' 'Yes, child.' 'A god. You.'

Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.

I love Norse mythology - Thor and Odin and Loki - amazing characters.

Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!

Everybody loves to show up at the party once all the hard work is done.

I realized that anyone who dared to hurt me would suffer his full wrath, and Walt wasn’t going to hold him back.

Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!