My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it.

trantulus casually roasted a marshmallow and reached out for it but the marshmallow commited sucide and dived into the flames.

It's hard to know what [literature] will end up being timeless and what will be something that doesn't translate into the future, especially with the way we're evolving since our culture is changing so fast.

He had a crush on a blueberry bush once.

I wasn't aiming at the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway.

The metal blade hit her shoulder and passed cleanthrough her body as if she were made of water. HISSS!

He told me he wouldn't hurt... Charlie. He lied to me.