That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood.

The first time Calypso came to check on [Leo], it was to complain about the noise. “Smoke and fire,” she said. “Clanging on metal all day long. You’re scaring away the birds!” “Oh, no, not the birds!

Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck.

He's nuts" Bianca said "We need to jump off this cliff" i said "Oh nice idea!! Your nuts too

So," Annabeth said, "are you going to argue about me coming along?" "Nah. You'd just beat me up." Percy said. She managed a laugh, which was good to hear

Just my luck, on top of everything else I had to take baboon medicine.

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.