Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

It almost made me long for the flying pig. --Percy

Piper patted his shoulder. “Trust me, Valdez. Beautiful people never lie.

Until she met the exploding statue, Annabeth thought she was prepared for anything.

One the next corner stood a cinder block restaurant with a hand-painted sign that read CHICKEN & WAFFLES. There was a queue of twenty people outside. “You Americans have the strangest taste. What planet is this?

Piper!” Frank yelled. “Counter those empousai! We need some chaos.” “Thought you’d never ask.” She started catcalling at the female demons: “Your makeup is smeared! Your friend called you ugly! That one is making a face behind your back!

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies