Frank had decided that whatever his fate was, he wouldn’t worry about it. He would just do the best he could to help his friends.
Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o—Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask.
Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument.
I was flying right toward him (the pig) at the speed of demigod-smashing.
the answer to every problem involved penguins
I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt.