Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "'clean'" it, and suddenly you can't find anything?

I have strong feelings for you, I just haven't decided if their positive or negitive yet.A

Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.

may the gods be with you

Love and war always go together. They are the peaks of human emotion! Evil and good, beauty and ugliness

Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.

Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?