I'm afraid not." Hades sighed. "My son here convinced me that perhaps I should prioritize my list of enemies." He glared at me with distaste. "As much as I dislike certain upstart demigods, it would not do for Olympus to fall. I would miss bickering with my siblings. And if there is one thing we agree on - it is that you were a TERRIBLE father.

that's me. ancient history." [Poseidon to Paul]

I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

You put the Set animal in your locker? Do you know how much strength that requires?” “Yeah,” I said. “I was there.

I'd come to respect the bag.

The last time I'd seen the Minotaur, he'd been wearing nothing but his tighty whities. I don't know why. Maybe he'd been shaken out of bed to chase me.

I hadn't seen my dad get violent since the Great Spatula Incident, and I wasn't anxious to see a repeat of that.