Percy, we're going to Polyphemus' island! Polyphemus is an S-i-k...a C-y-k..." She stamped her foot in frustration. As smart as she was, Annabeth was dyslexic, too. We could've been there all night while she tried to spell Cyclops. "You know what I mean!

Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.

I wasn't sure whether I was supposed to kneel or buy stamps from him or what.

dealing with any man means dealing with multiple personalities.

I'm a teacher still, but with a much larger classroom.

Sadie got up and kissed Amos on the forehead. “Leave it to us, Uncle. I’ve got a plan.” “That,” I said, “sounds like very bad news.

Makes us appreciate blessing, not be greedy and mean and fat like Polyphemus.