God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!

Not all powers are spectacular." Hestia looked at me. "Sometimes the hardest power to master is the power of yielding.

She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.

Leo Valdez deserved a special punishment," she [Khione] said. "I have sent him to a place from which he can never return.

Contrary to what you might think, I don't spend every waking hour thinking about boys." "Just most waking hours?

Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.

Dakota's head was stuck in his toga. He staggered around olike a Kool-Aid-stained ghost. "Um," Percy said, "should I wear my bed sheets?