Silena appeared out of the woods, her sword drawn. Her Aphrodite armour was pink and red, colour coordinated to match her clothes and makeup. She looked like Guerilla Warfare Barbie.

Dreams like a podcast, Downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff." "Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad. He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred." "A god named Fred?

You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.

Piper patted his shoulder. “Trust me, Valdez. Beautiful people never lie.

How did you die?" "We er....drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub.

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

Dancing?' Annabeth asked. Thalia nodded. She cocked her ear to the music and made a face. 'Ugh. Who chose Jesse McCartney?' Grover looked hurt. 'I did.