That's because we keep weapons int the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time monsters have attacked our family?" "Weapons," Frank grumbled. "Right. I've never handled weapons before." Grandmother's nostrils flared. "Was that sarcasm, Fai Zhang?" "Yes, Grandmother." "Good. There may be hope for you yet.

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.

I will feast on enemies of Ra until my belly is full!” “Charming,” Sadie whispered.

Okay," Annabeth said. "What exactly do you smell?" "Something bad," Tyson answered. "Great," Annabeth grumbled. "That clears it up.

I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.

What did he say?" Hazel asked. "With the cussing removed? He said he can get us to the top," Percy replied.

You mix Greek and Roman, you know what you get? You get BAM!