That's because we keep weapons int the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time monsters have attacked our family?" "Weapons," Frank grumbled. "Right. I've never handled weapons before." Grandmother's nostrils flared. "Was that sarcasm, Fai Zhang?" "Yes, Grandmother." "Good. There may be hope for you yet.
Rick RiordanQuintus..." Geryon mused. "Short gray hair, muscular, swordsman?" "Yeah." "Never heard of him.
Rick RiordanWould Grandmother scold him? Would she say, โFrank! Thank the gods, you've come. I'm surrounded by monsters.โ More likely she'd scold him, or mistake them for intruders and chase them off with a frying pan.
Rick RiordanNow, come over here so I can pat you down." "But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure." He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down. "You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?" "Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.
Rick RiordanHe scowled at Jason. "And please, I don't like being touched. Don't ever grab me again.
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