Holy mother!" "Hmph. More like holy father. I'd think you'd know the difference." -Hephaetus

As a magician, you must think about chaos and order. Those are the two forces that control the universe.

What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this." "Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that.

Contrary to what you might think, I don't spend every waking hour thinking about boys." "Just most waking hours?

What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?" "I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you." "Why?" "Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?

Her secret fear? Maybe she didn't tried hard enough.

Back in Khufu's day I knew a magician who parted the Nile just so he could climb to the bottom and retrieve a girl's necklace. Then there was that Israelite fellow, Mickey." "Moses?" "Yeah, him.