That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas.

Fairness means everyone gets what they need. And the only way to get what you need is to make it happen yourself.

Hazel squinted. "How far?" "Just over the river and through the woods." Percy raised an eyebrow. "Seriously? To Grandmother's house we go?" Frank cleared his throat. "Yeah, anyway.

I should've blown more stuff up." -Coach Gleeson Hedge

I thought about all the things I was suddenly able to do—like fight with a sword and summon a magical shell of armor. Those were not things I covered in home school.

There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it.

Just his luck he was related to this grubby old dude. He hoped all sons of Neptune didn't share the same fate. First, you start carrying a man satchel. Next thing you know, you're running around in a bathrobe and pink bunny slippers, chasing chickens with a weed whacker.