I wondered if she'd ever written on her notebook: GEB + NUT = TRUE LOVE or MRS GEB.

Nothing lasts forever, not even the best machines. And everything can be reused. - Hephaestus

You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.

The Cyclopes growled, "I don't see very well since the last hero poked my eye out, but you're... NO... LADY... CYCLOPES!

Sanchez looked at me and we locked eyes a second too long. There was nothing I could do about it. The signal went out. A moment of clear, silent hostility passed between us as hotly charged and unintentional as a thousand-volt arc through a squirrel.

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.

I should’ve been very cross with Anubis. Kissing me without permission—the nerve!