I found myself staring at her, which was stupid since I'd seen her a billion times. Still, she seemed so much more mature. It was kind of intimidating. I mean, sure, she'd always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful.

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Why won't you drown?" he wailed, pummeling me with his fists. "I'm Poseidon's son," I said. "Curse that upstart! I was here first!

trantulus casually roasted a marshmallow and reached out for it but the marshmallow commited sucide and dived into the flames.

No more Lastrygonians.” Ella fluttered down and landed next to them. “Six minus six is zero. Spears are good for subtraction, yep.

I survive all those battles," she growled, "and I get defeated by a stupid chunk of rock!

I have to be careful. My readers are very detail-oriented, and if I make a mistake they'll call me on it.