You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?

i love to read and you should read percy kackson & the olympians the last one the best

Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab.

You said your mom is the goddess of balance," I reminded him. "The minor gods deserve better, Ethan, but total destruction isn't balance. Kronos doesn't build. He only destroys.

How did you die?" "We er....drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub.

Do not despair. Heroes rarely live up to to our expectations

Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!