In every creepy movie ever made, the barn is the prime nesting ground for the things you don't know you're looking for and always regret finding.

Just because a man is a homicidal maniac doesn't make him wrong.

Hold on tight, Sam." He puts me in a choke hold. "Ahhh," I gasp. "Not that tight.

Memories can bring comfort to the old and infirm, but memories can also be implacable foes, a malicious army of temporal ghosts forever pillaging the long-sought-after peace of our twilight years.

The harder survival becomes, the more you want to pull together. And the more you want to pull together, the harder survival becomes.

And red is not the color of apples or roses or the dresses that pretty girls wear in the summertime. That is not the color of red at all.

In case you're an alien and you're reading this: BITE ME.