Our club captain Gary Neville's been out for a year now, but Giggsy has taken up the mantelpiece.

Do you know who I am? Why, have you forgotten?

There are two things that really get under Gary Neville's skin: scousers and policemen.

Gary Neville is the club captain but has been injured for the best part of a year now - and Giggsy's taken on the mantlepiece.

Our lives are quite boring. I spend a lot of time watching Coronation Street and Eastenders.

People think we don't give a toss about the game, but when I walked out of Windsor Park that night I felt lower than a snake's belly. The reality is still there.

So if u shorten words to get what u want in within 140 characters it makes u a twit?