Movies were much better in the days when I was doing them.
Dancing in Tijuana when I was 13 โ that was my 'summer camp.' How else do you think I could keep up with Fred Astaire when I was 19?
Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.
Every man I have ever known has fallen in love with Gilda and awakened with me.
Old age - that's when a woman takes vitamins A through G, and still looks like H.
To Yesterday's Companionship and Tomorrow's Reunion.