Movies were much better in the days when I was doing them.
Old age - that's when a woman takes vitamins A through G, and still looks like H.
I guess the only jewels of my life were the pictures I made with Fred Astaire.
Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.
Whatever you write about me, don't make it sad.
Basically, I am a good, gentle person, but I am attracted to mean personalities.