No one can be Gilda twenty-four hours a day.
After all, a girl is... well, a girl. It's nice to be told you're successful at it.
Men fell in love with Gilda, but they wake up with me.
I think all women have a certain elegance about them which is destroyed when they take off their clothes.
Old age - that's when a woman takes vitamins A through G, and still looks like H.
I can't take his genius any more.