Men fell in love with Gilda, but they wake up with me.
Old age - that's when a woman takes vitamins A through G, and still looks like H.
What surprises me in life are not the marriages that fail, but the marriages that succeed.
Every man I have ever known has fallen in love with Gilda and awakened with me.
To Yesterday's Companionship and Tomorrow's Reunion.
I've had a lot of unhappiness in my life — and a lot of happiness. Who doesn't? Maybe I've learned enough to be able to guide my daughters.