Men fell in love with Gilda, but they wake up with me.
Old age - that's when a woman takes vitamins A through G, and still looks like H.
I think all women have a certain elegance about them which is destroyed when they take off their clothes.
To Yesterday's Companionship and Tomorrow's Reunion.
Every actor. every director, everybody needs an Oscar. You have to have that little statue in Hollywood or else you are nothing.
What surprises me in life are not the marriages that fail, but the marriages that succeed.