Old age - that's when a woman takes vitamins A through G, and still looks like H.
What surprises me in life are not the marriages that fail, but the marriages that succeed.
When I look back on my marriages, or the breakups, sure I know the pain I went through, but that's part of life and it has its own value.
No one can be Gilda twenty-four hours a day.
All I wanted was just what everybody else wants, you know, to be loved.
I can't take his genius any more.