Men fell in love with Gilda, but they wake up with me.
What surprises me in life are not the marriages that fail, but the marriages that succeed.
I always thought that if I ever got good reviews I'd be happy. It's so empty. It's never what I wanted, ever. All I wanted was just what everybody else wants - to be loved.
Old age - that's when a woman takes vitamins A through G, and still looks like H.
Basically, I am a good, gentle person, but I am attracted to mean personalities.
All I wanted was just what everybody else wants, you know, to be loved.