I believe all literature started as gossip.

People are like tea bags; you never know how strong they'll be until they're in hot water. In times of trouble, you not only discover what you truly believe but whether or not you can act on your beliefs.

There hasn't been a day in my life since I started Latin in ninth grade that I haven't benefited by the lives of the ancients.

I earned two Emmy nominations for writing, and two of the shows I had written were nominated for best in their category.

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.

Unfortunately, Susan didn't remember what Jane Fulton once said, 'Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.