My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

Normal is the average of deviance.

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.

Morals are private. Decency is public.

I earned two Emmy nominations for writing, and two of the shows I had written were nominated for best in their category.

Tennis, imprisoned within fixed boundaries, a patch of an acre, a green rectangle, tries the human soul. A tennis court is like a coffin, only larger.