If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.
Every day you're alive and someone loves you is a miracle.
Mothers have a habit of proving right except you don't find that out until you're the age your mother was when she gave you the advice.
In America sex is an obsession. In Europe it's a fact of life.
I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.