If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

Armies are dependent on youthful male ignorance.

All creatures tread across the rubble of ruined civilizations. The trick is to keep moving. No animal ever goes about dispensing shallow compassion.

I earned two Emmy nominations for writing, and two of the shows I had written were nominated for best in their category.

A narcissism shared by two.

I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell.