Put your money in your head, that way no one can take it from you.

piety is like garlic: a little goes a long way.

We have the ability to be the Athens of modern times as opposed to the militaristic Sparta. I remind you that the Athenians wrote poetry. The Spartans did not.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

The price of dishonesty is self-destruction.

Don't ask to live in tranquil times. Literature doesn't grow there.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.